Ok clearly you're fabulous and I'm definitely fabulous. So that means we're automatically friends(:
- Maria



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666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

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vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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