Ok clearly you're fabulous and I'm definitely fabulous. So that means we're automatically friends(:
- Maria



squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
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my life is one big “wow ok”

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turnblrbot:

if we are in a mutual feel free to:

  • reblog my selfie
  • reblog my selfie
  • just do it rlly
  • reblog my friggin selfie it isnt that hard
  •  
  • i guess we could talk or something idk
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agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

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